Da na na na Na na na na RECORD TOTE!

Ok, ok. Who wants to buy this for me? I could put all my Cap’n Jazz seven inches up in this plastic vault and know many of my favorite superheroes would be keeping them safe. Err, or not. I mean, The Joker is also on there, but so is Batman, Robin, Batgirl and some other girl with a green cape and whip. They outnumber The joker four to one. Although, it looks like Batgirl has a migraine and who knows where the allegiance of that green caped girl lies? Robin is pretty much useless as we all know, so it would really just be up to Batman to keep Mr. J from scratching all my vinyl.

It’s risky to say the least. Not risky like jumping a flaming motorcycle onto a bullet train risky but the actuaries here at Vinyl Noize are constructing unfavorable probability tables to ascertain premium rates required and cash reserves that would be necessary to ensure payment of future benefits. It’s unclear at the moment, but my guys are telling me there’s a 50% chance any vinyl I put into this thing will come out spray painted purple with green pubes sprinkled into the sleeves. I still think it’s a good buy.