MORE PROOF – People in California are Greedy

What the hell? Eighty one dollar bills for this shit on black? Of course, you could use four twenties (wakka wakka), depending on what numerical symbol adorns the paper rectangles that live in your pockets. Maybe it is just this band as our last entry on this topic was this very same album? I don’t know about you dudes but there is something fishy going on over there. Ever notice how anyone you know that lives in CA doesn’t work a full work week? Or how there are more shiny new BMW’s than 1986 Cutlass Sierra’s parked like dominos alongside every road? It’s as if the whole place is an illusion, like there is a concentration of fake people trying to project wealth and status they don’t actually have.

I’ll get to the bottom of this one day.

*BONUS*

I once went surfing in Laguna Beach and was hit by a wave so hard I didn’t notice my swimsuit had been sucked right off. However, a bunch of sunbathing girls did notice. It was the inspiration for much laughter adulatory cheering as they gazed upon my shriveled and cold as fuck giant member