Hitler Can Suck It

If you bid on this 7 inch, you are a real piece of shit. A fence walker at best, and a total Nazi scumbag loser at worst. I hate your guts. I hope you die. I hope you get hit by a bus. And I say all that not because of what’s on the cover, but because the Last Rights 7 inch is one of my most coveted records (like, legit top 5). Chunks and So Ends Our Night are two of my favorite BHC tracks ever. There are days when I wonder if I like those two songs more than Slapshot’s entire catalog. I want this ep in general; the fact that the Hitler sleeve is the rarest version of it just sweetens the pot. And yet there’s no way in blue hell that my current financial situation will allow me to justify paying Tre his reserve (it’s not even an outlandish one either). So instead, I’m gonna try and guilt everyone else out of bidding, in hope that the lack of interest/outrage let’s me con him into a deal. Back to work I go… That’s ADOLF HITLER people. It’s 2011, you can’t do shock value in punk rock anymore, that shit not pos! What are you people THINKING, bidding on this?!