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No Apologies!

By Josh | Published 06/16/2010

If I was mbarnum440 I would be very confused about why this record has no bids yet.

Judge ‘No Apologies – The Chung King Sessions’ picture disc. Minimum bid well under retail with a low shipping price and no bids with less than a day to go!? Someone must need this and for that price, jump on it now!!

Which sucks more, Revelation or Chung King?

By Josh | Published 06/10/2010

Revelation sucks on a 10″ where as Chung King sucks on a 12″. They both suck exclusively on white vinyl, but I dont know if that’s relevant or not.

ATTN – Clueless Droogs and Suspicious Dingle-berries

By b. murphy | Published 04/02/2010

In accordance with traditions that commemorate the great practical jokes of the infamous fibber Saint Aperel Foolinstien, many of our hapless readers were preyed upon yesterday.

As some of you suspected, the “fuck fuck fuck” Chung King is a farce. While some of you speculated that the pictures are from that poor bastard who was actually mailed a broken CK some years ago, VinylNoize is proud to inform you that it was created with endless boredom and a shitty hp four-in-one scanner. The record itself is the molested remains of a Follow Through Taking it Back lp.

*BONUS*

The good news is this shit doesn’t come without accolades for some of my favorite comments from yesterdays post.

The Awards Are:

3rd Place -WTF Are You Talkig About?- Wiithout a doubt this goes to

bas

who tried to take on the Cooch and lost when he only named 3 bands and mentioned he doubted anyone would have the balls enough to tell Porcell to fuck off.

2nd Place -Least Gullible- This one goes to

patrick

who just five comments in was able to sniff out the joke. Well done sir.

1st Place -Most Gullible- Nice guy

chew

was still riding it out after 21 prior posts with half of them mentioning the significance of the date. You were still inqiering about the poor unfortunate buyer at post 22. This comment also makes you the most caring of the bunch so you get the best prize.

The Prizes

1st place gets the commemorative broken faux Chung King

2nd place gets 6 Burn 7” sleeves, a YOT pin and a postcard from beautiful Pittsburgh

3rd place gets a Pitboss 2000 7” with 3 dollars stuffed in it and a sticky note I made all by myself that reads “make it rain.”

Winners will be contacted via email to obtain your shipping info so I can get these amazing prizes out to you whenever I feel like it.
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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

By b. murphy | Published 04/01/2010

Where the fuck should I start? I can’t express how upset I am about this. Before I continue, I need to RELAX because it does at the very least have full insurance. It’s not the money; it just blows to have such a cool sought-after record get destroyed by the USPS for no reason.

Well, as some of you know I have somewhat of a reputation for finding rare vinyl for friends and acquaintances at under market value. They tell me what they can swing and I get to work.

I have been working on a trade for this Chung King for a little less than a year for a close friend and finally got it finalized last week. We both have insurance coverage up to $4,000. That amount covers the CK on his part and I sent a boat load of records all in the $200 and lower range which could come out to around that number.

Anyway, I got this off a well respected HC dude (musically, not collector wise. I don’t want to say who, but I will say that he lives in New Jersey and played in 5 good 80’s HC bands). I am totally dumbfounded at the way he packed it. He crammed it into a shitty molested USPS box with no cardboard backing and nothing to fill the negative space.

He isn’t the one who folded it into my mailbox like it was a taco but he didn’t take the necessary precautions while packing it either.

Anyway, fuck this, fuck him and fuck the United States Postal Service.

I’ll keep everyone updated on this horseshit as soon as I find out more. If we learned anything here it’s to pack things CORRECTLY.

I’ll have to keep watching ebay, maybe copsareout or mailmurderwill have one up soon.

Or you could trick a euro.

By b. murphy | Published 03/26/2010

You could buy the Chung King in the below post for the same amount an average Indonesian family makes in a little over five years…. Or, you could keep chipping away at your bait-and-switch and be pleased with how clever you are for millennia to come. You must choose one.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Fast Cars, Fast Women 1st press of 300

Chung King Vol.2

By cooch | Published 03/25/2010

If you’ve been collecting records for more than 5 minutes you probably know that all of the good records reside in Japan, and this is no exception. And this time the seller remembered to put JUDGE in the title.

Can’t wait till this dude drops the NY Crew or Together test presses shown at the bottom of the auction, I don’t think I’ve ever seen either one of those sell before.

The Holy Grail…

By Josh | Published 02/09/2010

I’m not even sure what to say about this auction… Its pretty clear what it is and pretty much everyone that doesn’t have one wants it. Only thing a little weird is the seller didnt bother to put JUDGE in the auction title.

It looks like its being sold by someone that was in the band, probably Sammy based on the eBay name. Says it used to belong to Skinhead Max, but this copy (#87) is not currently registered on the official Revelation ‘where are they’ list.