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In some places they have a saying… “if you don’t like Crimpshrine, I don’t like you“. I’ve been living my life according to that rule for about 19 years now and I can totally recommend it as a lifestyle choice. This is how it works – you meet someone new, you ask them “do you like Crimpshrine?”. If they look puzzled or ask what the hell you are talking about, you walk away and never speak to them again. If they say “of course, dude, who the hell doesn’t like Crimpshrine?” you do the secret handshake and go watch a romantic movie together knowing you have just made a friend for life. On the rare occasion that someone responds “yeah, sure, I have a Crimpshrine test press” you drop to the floor and you bow in the presence of a living god.

Here’s your opportunity to have people fall at your feet for only $75… or maybe a bit less if you sneak in a low yet still attractive offer…

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