Remember the shitty dance/techno song that was made for the Mortal Kombat movie? You don’t? For shame. I have always wanted to perform this tune at a karaoke jam to bum everybody out (not one place has had it on the list yet). The only words in the whole song are a list of the MK combatants and some dude yelling MORTAL KOMBAT! It would totally blow, which is totally awesome.
Oh yeah, here is a test press of this stupid song.
*BONUS*
Here’s a video of me getting in a fight when I was visiting Barcelona last year. I was walking to the gym in my blue workout gear and some chump started shit with me. My friend C-chop caught the whole thing on his cell phone. The video doesn’t show it but after I win the fight I uppercut his head off.

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