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Look how hard this guy is trying to sound like he is not name dropping or sucking Metallica’s collective banana but then totally does all over the place:

“I managed the club in San Francisco that gave Metallica their first Bay Area dates …. Johnny Z, the owner of Megaforce Records, gave me this test pressing for introducing him to the band. It has been in my procession since before “Kill Em All” was released commercially…. I won’t waste your time with a history lesson of the most influential metal band of all time…. The plain sleeve shows the distinctive handwriting of Marsha Zazula, Johnny Z’s wife.”

-ayechih0

I guess I would be doing the same thing if I was trying to trick someone into paying 6 large for a plastic circle. I would be more subtle about it though:

“I INTRODUCED CALIFONIA TO METALLICA IN THE 80′s AND I AM BEST FRIENDS WITH JAMES AND LARS AND LARS BARROWED MY WIFE’S SPANX ONCE.”

-Kurt

Boom, way more convincing.

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