Vinyl Noize | McDonalds

In all honesty the record being sold by carcaradon-carcarias is not that great. I remembered having it on cassette way back in the day and I either lost or sold it at somepoint and have been trying to track it down ever since. Well a few weeks ago I found a copy that was pretty cheap at Armageddon Shop in Providence. There was NO nesitation when I saw it and as soon as I got home I put it on the turntable.

The reason that I was so excited to listen to this record that I remembered as not being that great is there is one amazing song on it. The song is about a shooting in a McDonalds and is apropriatly titled ‘McDonald Land Massacre’. You dont have to believe me that its a really good song, but I’m gonna post up the lyrics anyway incase you’re curious. All I know is that for me, it was worth spending the money on Covens ‘Blessed is the Black’ LP just so I can listen to that one song anytime I want!

McDeath!
He’s fed up with fast food,
Out of his mind, one mad dude.
Grabbed his guns, went downtown.
Mr. McDeath is coming to track Ronald down.

Now the golden arches are bloodstained red.
Ronald is dead… took a bullet in the head.

May I take your order please?
NOOOO!!!!!
Can I help you sir?
NOOOO!!!!!
McDonaldland Massacre.

He came inside, took a seat
They didn’t know he didn’t come to eat
Asked for his order, got a bullet instead.
Ronald can’t help… Ronald is dead.

Now the golden arches are bloodstained red.
Ronald is dead… took a bullet in the head.

May I take your order please?
NOOOO!!!!!
Oh my god he’s got a gun!
McDonaldland Massacre

(Assorted Mayhem, gunshots & screams)

Ronald is ndead lying cold on the floor,
The Grimace took a bullet trying to run out the door.
Hamburglar’s brains all over Mayor McCheese, and
he won’t let you go, even if you say please!

Quarter Pounder, Big Mac, Fillet ‘O Fish and fires
it doesn’t matter what you order, everybody dies!