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Bayside Hardcore!

By Josh | Published 09/16/2010

Back when the original Saved By The Bell was on one of my best friends and I were huge fans. I think it probably started because Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle were hot, but then it turned into a joke among friends. His old metal band was playing a show the same night that the TV movie “Saved By The Bell Hawaiian Style” was on so we brought a small TV with us to the show so we could watch it. We went to the World of Wheels one year to meet Mark Paul Gosselaar (Zack Morris) and one of my other friends got him to do a station ID for his college radio station at URI. We also went to Rocky Point specifically for an appearance by Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (Kelly) & Dustin Diamond (Screech) and waited in line with a bunch of 12 year olds! I still have some of my Saved By The Bell merch packed up in a box somewhere and I do have this soundtrack CD! I can’t’ believe that anyone thinks its worth this much, but this was the cheapest of the complete ones currently on eBay.

If you dont care about the packaging, but you want the actual disc you can get this one much cheaper!

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INTEGRITY – Test Press and Make Believe Pretend Time

By b. murphy | Published 03/16/2010

Some LARPer from Boss-town is selling an Integrity for those who still fear tomorrow test press which is a pretty tough disk. He is also selling an “expertly painted Warhammer Goblin Army” which is the opposite of tough.

According to the seller, his army includes HUGE units of Nioght goblins [sic], Amazing Squigg Hoppers, 30 Goblin Bowmen, 3 Trolls, 20 Spider Riders and 1 Unpainted Doom Diver.[para] An unpainted Doom Diver? Fuck you buddy. What a total rip off! Also, this army is laughable at best. Especially if it marched against the legions I command in my brain.

My army as it stands today (3/15/2010):

2 Predator’s riding Graboids
1 Queen Alien
7 Regular Aliens
8 of those three-headed monsters from Willow
1 Calibos from Clash of the Titans with a Medusa head shield
89 Ray Harryhausen Skeletons from Jason and the Argonauts
3 Velociraptors wearing Laser Tag helmets (Jurassic Park 3 velocirapotrs though, the ones that can communicate, not those worthless ones from JP1)
1 Rancor
And 1 Evil Ash to command a swift yet hilarious victory

If you think your pewter Warhammer army could theoretically defeat my army you’re a dreamer my friend. Oh yeah, you play with goblin toys. I guess you already are. Nerd.

I started to work on what my army would look like but my girlfriend came in and saw what I was doing and called me a pussy. Count your blessings I was shamed into not finishing because your face would have melted at the awesome site of L’armée Qui Boit Le Sang De Tigre. Yeah, that’s our name: It’s French for The Army That Drinks Tiger Blood. They speak French. So what? They’d win for sure.
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